You can call me Betty, or...

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I’m not a big drinker. Apparently in my dreams I am not either, but remembering my dream from this morning makes me laugh.

The only part of my dream from right before I woke up:

I was at a small informal wedding reception at a house and there was a wine & spirits table. I pointed to the wine and said “I like the way people talk about wine, that’s why I listen to NPR.”