You can call me Betty, or...

drunk texts

“yay! (redacted) is deiving my drunk ass home now, yah cheap tequila sunrise? Tight? YU booze! Hoorx :) I will text iv2mofrroe when I am competant. Night!” - shall remain nameless but i’m sure you could figure it out if you thought hard enough. :)

so….that was pretty much the best text ever. Laughing ensued.